Wednesday, October 05, 2005

Top stories for 10/5

Nick and Jessica split or not.
Lindsay's Paparazzi Sequel (now with airbags).
TomKat pregnant?
BritKev sex tape.

Things no one is paying attention to:

Sex offenders in California no longer get taxpayers to buy their Viagra.
Today, they sing 'Batman'. Tomorrow, 'So Long and Thanks for all the Fish.'
Geese attacking hunters!!
Gators in Snakes!

And great link of the day:

Winchester Mystery House Blog! (Thanks Boing Boing)


Scott the Reader said...

Wow. Love that Python story. Yikes.

Now all we need is for a python to try and eat Lindsay Lohan, until she smashes out in her Mercedes, and we'll have the perfect news story.

The Moviequill said...

Gaotors n Snakes?...On a plane!